Help Haiti

I know it's not what this blog is about.  I could rant about how Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, or some random guy in my town are idiots.  However, what really matters is that Haiti needs our help! 

With that said:

Please, come view my article about ways to Help Haiti. Just by viewing my article, you are helping! http://2tu.us/1f74

Associated Content will match all the performance payments that I make on the article (I get $2 for every $1,000, so spread the word so AC donates A LOT of money!) 

Then, even search the site for "Haiti" to find other articles to give them views and help Haiti as well!

Please help!

Thanks so much,
Bridget

Chimps FLINGING POO

Just got kicked off of the friend's list of a so-called "Christian", because I chewed her out for simultaneously praying for the President, and inciting greater hatred for him at the same time. I don't care what your religion is; If you are truly praying for someone then you are also committed to investing in their well being. If you pray for our leaders, ACT LIKE IT!

I am so sick of so called “Christians” who spout off about Obama, who claims to be one of them, being Muslim… as if somehow being Muslim would make him any less American.

If the religious right wants to live in a theocracy, I say let them go make their own damn country and leave ours alone. The truth is that they make up a smallllll freakishly powerful minority and the nation would be better off without the judgmental chimpanzee-esqe poo flinging that they bring to the table anyhow. This is not to debase all Christians, but I am so sick I could spit fire, at people who talk out of one side of their head to embrace Christianity and who from the other side act so entirely unlike their Christ as to be the only people their Christ ever hated. Drives me apeshit!

WTF???? Man Steals Olympic Torch to Promote His Website!

Courtenay BC- November 2, 2009

A blogger and aspiring novelist in Courtenay British Columbia was arrested today in a bizarre attempt to cash in on free publicity for his website http://dudejustclickme.com

The man, Sevastian Winters, 38 borrowing a play from the folks at the gaming website golden palace, stripped down to his underwear to reveal the name of his website. Upon stripping, the man ran up to the relay runner carrying the Olympic torch and stole the torch, leading onlookers to gawk while police did their best to apprehend the man without snuffing out the torch.

Eventually satisfied that the game had run it’s course, Mr Winters in an unexpected move, stopped and handed the torch to an officer and promptly submitted to arrest while the crowd cheered. It was unclear whether the crowd was cheering for the man or for the police, but one thing for certain, his website, http://dudejustclickme.com is sure to get a lot of hits after the stunt.

In related news, that is exactly what you would have read if I (Sevastian Winters) had actually had the stones to pull it off. It didn’t happen. The torch is safe, but hey, it was a funny story nonetheless right? Pass it on!